Dear Parent,
It's tough being a parent these days, especially in Southern California.
With so much to do and so little time. School. Sports. Friends. And as
you rush around Southern California, you realize just how fast your
children grow up. Every moment is precious. Especially those special
occasions like birthdays.
And now another year has passed. So how will YOU celebrate your
child's special day this year?
Maybe you're thinking about hiring some entertainment...
So How Do You Choose an Entertainer?
Sure, you'll find a lot of entertainers out there. But how do you know
which to choose? How can you be sure they know how to provide age-
appropriate solutions that meet your family's needs? And how can you
feel certain you'll get the best possible value for your investment?
The answer: Invite a Family-Show Specialist.
For children's parties and other family events, you want entertainment
that's visual, easy to understand, and (of course) extremely funny.
Children love situational comedy, where crazy stuff happens and
everyone enjoys the fun.
You want someone who's spent years working on and perfecting his
programs – preferably someone's who's performed thousands of times
in front of live audiences. You don't want a part-time entertainer, you
want someone who's good enough to work as a FULL-TIME Family
Show Professional!
Only by hiring an experienced professional who specializes in family
entertainment can you be certain you'll get the quality and value your
family deserves.
How to Have a Party Your Child Will Never Forget!
My name is HARVEY SIMPSON of Squeaky Clean Productions, for
over 25 years I’ve dedicated my time and talents to making life easier
for Moms and Dads all across Southern California on their child's
special day.
How do I do this?
I blend Fantastic Magic, Hilarious Comedy, Silly Puppets, and
Amazing Balloon Creations into an astounding, one-of-a-kind, fun
extravaganza your child, family, and entire neighborhood will NEVER
forget! And I make it EASY for you! When you invite me, I can also
provide party favors and other services, allowing you the luxury
enjoying your child's party and not worrying about having to shop for
party favors, etc. When you contact me, ask about these additional
services.
The Magic of Making Your Child Feel Special!
Squeaky Clean Production’s party package solutions provide
guaranteed, laughter-packed with comedy, puppets, fun and lots of
colorful Amazing Balloon Creations! It's all tried and true A+
material.
Your child & his/her guests will have a GREAT TIME!
*** Guaranteed***
As an added bonus... the star of the show is YOUR CHILD!
YOUR CHILD actually gets to help make the magic happen! Imagine
the look of wonder and surprise on their face as they help create the
magic for their guests!
Plus there's tons of HILARIOUS audience participation! Everyone gets
to help out in some way, which is important because, as you know,
children don’t want to just sit and watch – they want to get into the act,
don’t they?
Of course, every show by HARVEY SIMPSON of Squeaky Clean
Productions includes some guaranteed “WOW!” moments some of
which include...
* Hilarious multiplying ball routine! Your guests will howl
with laughter as the balls keep appearing from
nowhere...and we can't stop them!
* Rocky the Radical Raccoon will make an appearance
and his comedic antics will have the whole audience
cheering and screaming with delight as he tries to take
over the show!
* For the grand finale, your child will assist in making a
balloon birthday cake custom designed just for him/her!
This balloon cake makes a great hat – or a fun, festive
centerpiece to add to your party's atmosphere.
Ok, I don’t want to give away too many surprises, but just check out the
video on the other side of the page to see a snippet of the Fantastic
Family Birthday Magic Show, or click here to go to the testimonial
page.
Imagine how much fun you'll have watching every face in your home
howling with laughter!
Just call 866-926-2768
or, better yet to get immediate information including packages that are
available and pricing for packages, fill in the form on the other side of
this page. By the way, If you book on-line, I have a special
discount just for you! Request more info with the form in
the other column to learn more!
Fill out this form below and I’ll rush you via the magic of
email a package catered to your child’s party. Please, please
make sure you type your email accurately or the
information that you request will be sent to
cyber-limbo! Thank you!
Remember, each show/appearance is 100%
money-back guaranteed to enhance YOUR
event! If your child and his/her guests don’t
scream with laughter, then you don’t pay! It’s that simple.
And as an Added Bonus:
Special Prizes for EVERYONE!
Regardless of which party package you choose, every child at the event
will get a special magic surprise they can take home. Unlike other
entertainers who just hand out business cards, I provide you with
Magic Tricks for the children and an opportunity for your guests to
join the Harvey Simpson Secret Magic Kid's Club, a monthly club that
sends the children a free magic trick through Mom or Dad's email (I
never have direct correspondence with any child)...and the Platinum
and Titanium Package include Goodie Bags, (up to 20 provided, but
additional bags available for a small fee) packed with toys, activities &
gags. Did you notice what is missing (purposely) from the Goodie
Bags? Candy! That's right, my Goodie Bags contain NO CANDY,
(which can really make a mess!), so your party guests will not be all
"hopped up" on sugar, and YOU don't have to worry about sticky,
gooey candy getting all over your furniture and the floor.
But even without candy, the children love these Magic Goodie Bags
and YOU look like a hero for providing them for all the guests. Since I
assemble them and bring them to your party, it saves you the hassle of
finding the items and putting them together yourself, which give you
MORE TIME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES, AND LESS
STRESS IN YOUR LIFE.
REMINDER - The Goodie Bags are included (up to 20) in the
PLATINUM and TITANIUM packages and available for purchase with
the SILVER and GOLD packages. For details of the different packages
and pricing please fill in this form.
Here is a sample Goodie Bag (note: some of the items will vary)
(click the photo to see an expanded picture)
Call or complete the on-line form now to learn how easy it is to throw a
party that will create wonderful memories to last a lifetime. Get more
information or call 866-926-2768!
Together we'll make your child's next event totally amazing, fun, and
unforgettable (and hassle-free for you)!
Magically & Balloonically <----(not sure if that is a word?!),
HARVEY SIMPSON
~ The fun(niest) family entertainer in Southern California ! ~
P.S. As you might imagine, weekends are extremely busy and fill
quickly. As one of the busiest family show pros in Southern California,
the calendar can fill up weeks in advance. Why risk disappointing your
child? I urge you to get more information or call the toll-free number
NOW... 866-926-2768
P.P.S. If you’re checking around for entertainment, make sure you ask
these questions:
* Do they specialize in family entertainment? Or do they instead try to
perform "for all occasions"? (Just look at their ad or website. You'll see
what I mean.)
* Can they describe their shows in detail, or does it sound like they
simply just “wing” each show?
* Are they full-time Family Show Professionals, and are they fully
insured?
* How much experience do they have and what are their professional
credentials?
* Last and most importantly, can they make the same 100% MONEY-
BACK guarantee of total customer satisfaction!? I guarantee your
child stars in an entertainment package that features comedy, magic,
puppetry, storytelling, Amazing Balloon Creations and free gifts for all
the children.
Don't risk disappointing your child. fill out the form above and I'll e-
mail you complete, no obligation details with a special discount just
for you!
Here is a little snippet of the
Fantastic Family Fun Magic & Amazing Balloon Creation Show
of Harvey Simpson of Squeaky Clean Productions
(Wow! Try to say all that in one breath!)
LIVE RABBIT PRODUCTION AT EACH MAGIC SHOW!
Imagine the look of wonder and fascination on your child's face
when he/she and all the guests help make a
LIVE BUNNY appear before the show ends.
YOU can take photos of all the children petting Bandit (my bunny)
and share them with your child's guests' parents!
©2011 - Squeaky Clean Productions - Los Angeles, CA -
www.fb.com/SqueakyCleanProductions - (866) 926-2768
Making YOUR Events Amazing, Unforgettable and Fun since 1991!
“Harvey, you really kept the attention during your magic
show and your balloon creations were incredible!
What a treat to have you entertain at my family party”
- Erna – Glendale, CA
“AMAZING, JUST AMAZING! Thank you for entertaining
my child and his friends! All had a great time!” -
Olivia’s Mom - Irvine, CA
